Happy Birthday Jokes



How many more days to my birthday? Doesn’t this start tickling in your mind as your special day draws closer and closer. And why not, though you are treated like a prince and princess. But this is only true in the case of parents, siblings and the relatives. Gifts, endowments and blessings showering upon you, what a pleasant and satisfying day it is, no? Not all the seven pleasures can be grasped at once! Yes, my friends! Think of the friends, who are too eagerly waiting for your special day to give you those special birthday bombs, to snatch from you the eatables you got from your dear ones and to make the Birthday Jokes on you.



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Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!



Happy Birthday Jokes

May be your friend’s birthday is approaching and you wandering for the Happy Birthday Jokes, then stepped at the right destination. As we stockpiled here the Birthday Jokes For Friends to make the special day humorous and funny. According to me these are only the friends who makes the Birthday Special, those humorous words, funny birthday jokes, the unique celebration with all those bombs on the butt make the day memorable. The day seems incomplete and normal as other days until those special hidden blessings from friends in the happy birthday jokes.

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Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it. - Greg Tamblyn

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said I needed an upgrade.

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

Gave my co-worker the Heimlich maneuver. Proving once again I'm no good at birthday gifts. - Jamie Tighe

Birthday Funny Jokes

Birthdays wouldn’t have been so special without friends, majority of the time we spend with them and enjoy the day with all those birthday jokes coming your way from the gathering every now and then. The party, the joy, the memories, nothing would have existed without friends. They don’t bless you straight forward, but there are blessings in every single birthday joke bombarded on you to make the fun.

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The old lady was being interviewed by reporters on the occasion of her 110th birthday. "What do you think is the reason for your long life?" they asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I suppose it's because I was born such a long time ago."

The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!!

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time don't eat the candles."

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

It's a hot day--there's a traveling salesman passing through a small town in Texas when he sees a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of a house. So he stops and says to the little old man, "You look as if you don't have a care in the world! What's your formula for a long and happy life?"

The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles..

Happy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” - Kin Hubbard.

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And the little old man says, "Well, I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night; I don't get to bed until four in the morning."

Where would you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.

All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. --William Shakespeare

Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream.

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Happy Birthday Jokes In Hindi

For kids birthdays are a extremely special day, no less than any event. The craving for the day start much before the day and all those little gifts and their wishes & desires coming true on special day satisfy them totally having with them new stuff to show off in front of friends. Their day can be made a bit humorous and special with the Birthday Jokes for kids, because kids are not actually the kids now a days, they are bit smart and holds another level of sense of humor than our days when getting a chocolate was the best and get a feel of prince. Times changes everything, get endless number of funny birthday jokes, birthday jokes for friends, happy birthday jokes and much more for without a penny.